Wow, my sister fucking irritates me.

I’m sorry that I don’t fucking smell that fucking nice after a good sweaty workout? I mean, it’s obvious that people would smell like a goddamn flower after busting their ass and sweating like a pig. Oops, I guess I wasn’t born with that skill! I mean, I’m sorry that I just want to workout in private and not in the living room because there are people there and I’m just not comfortable in being seen while I look like a fucking hobo while sweating? Oh did I mention that I open the door after I workout, I fucking shower and I spray a shitload of fucking perfume in our room because I want to be considerate in trying to burn of all these fat, BUT NOOOO. THAT’S STILL NOT FUCKING CONSIDERATE ENOUGH FOR YOU. Wow, what the fuck do you want me to do? I’m sorry your little fucking princess ass can’t take a whiff of good hard work. 
If it still smells that bad, WHY DON’T YOU JUST MOVE YOUR FUCKING 27 YEAR OLD ASS OUT OF THIS HOME? FUCK. UGH.

Can’t I JUST FUCKING WORK OUT IN PEACE WITHOUT HAVING MY SISTER TO COME HOME AND NAG AT ME THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY.